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Multifandom animanga blog, constant theme changer, and rookie gif maker. Contains spoilers, SFW.
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god of calamity

jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

Usui and Misaki + date → part 1/?

ayetwerk:

tatbrochu:

tessa-ferrer:

How to come out to your parents:
Say: “I’m pregnant.”
When they gasp and look shocked, say: “April Fools, I’m gay.” Throw some glitter on them and walk away. Done.

when i told my dad ‘dad i have something to tell you’ he screamed ‘ARE YOU PREGNANT’ and i said ‘HA nope, i like girls’ and he was like ‘oh thank god’ so yeah it works and he did it all by himself

 

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

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kinsara:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE

rapewhistled:

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

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